can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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