mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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