I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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