Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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