my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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