I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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