Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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