Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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