david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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