I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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