:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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