a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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