On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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