before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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