Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
this is an emotional support booty call
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