mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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