I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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