I'm drive I can fine osifer
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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