just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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