Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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