i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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