So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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