you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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