shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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