How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just high enough for therapy.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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