Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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