If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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