Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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