Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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