At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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