So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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