put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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