No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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