Where is the hickey?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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