so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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