I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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