But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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