i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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