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One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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