We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
nutella sex= disaster
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
