Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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