Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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