Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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