Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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