I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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