The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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