Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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