We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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