It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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