You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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