also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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